Thank You Estee Lauder!

When you start your day noticing that the odometer on your car has passed the 100,000 mile mark, it is very nice to have your day end with the gentleman who is selling you tobacco products questioning whether or not you are actually 18 years old:

Gentleman selling tobacco products: "You are 18, right?"
Waist High: "I hope so. Do you really wanna see my I.D.?"
Gentleman: "No. I trust you."
Waist High: "Do I really look like I might not be over 18?"
Gentleman: "It's possible."
Waist High: "OK. So you said Parliament is having a two for one deal?"