Fresyes. Come In, Fresyes.

Are you dead? Are you alive? Waist High to Fresyes, do you copy? Come in, Fresyes.

Fresno was named the 25th sweatiest city in America in Old Spice's Fifth Annual List of the
Top 100 Sweatiest Cities, do you copy? Come in, Fresyes. You have officially been abandoned 5 months now. COME IN, FRESYES.

Bakersfield did not make the list, but mysteriously Portland Oregon did, where it got up to a scorching 92 degrees yesterday.

Come in, Fresyes.

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