Finally get a chance to wear the above shoes. Cause folks, (insert sound of a record coming to a scratching stop) the rumors are true. Yes, you heard right, she has found "some suitable dirtbag to copulate with."

And he is picking her up at the airport on her return. And there is going to be booze.

Quote courtesy of: my #1 fan Jed
Photo courtesy of: Carlos by Carlos Santana via zappos.com