I'll Show You Carlos Santana. Right Up Your...

"So have you had, like, plastic surgery?" is only the greatest compliment disguised as a question EVER if the person that asked you was a 21 year old female who LITERALLY could not believe that you were 37 and had a 16 year old daughter that drives a Volvo station wagon.

The MILF comment?
I told her I hear that all the time.

The "You dress so cute for your age. Look at you, with your Carlos Santana shoes" comment, I could have done without.