"4 Rows Of Scummers."

Greatest drunk phone call received this week:

Who: Friend of Waist High attending day #2's festivities in a 4 day bachelor party celebration for someone we went to high school with.
Where: New San Diego Padres stadium: Padres vs. Dodgers.
What: "There are 30 of us at this game. 4 rows of scummers!"

ATTENTION FRESYES: Greatest Oregon license plate seen while leaving the Shell Gas Station: FRSBRG.