Happy Friday Fools!

After being promised that it is "uhhhh-mazing," Waist High has agreed to get hammered this evening on some sort of pineapple vodka concoction.

Oh yeah, and it also seems that sometime during the evening, Waist High is giving him his own key to her place. It has b. Oh shit. That's right, I can't talk about my love life on the internet.

Well if I did talk about my love life on the internet, I would tell you that I had never done the giving of the key to my place before. I would have also told you that I was nervous. Excited. And I would have asked you: What is really going on when you give someone their own key to your place? Damn I hope the drinks are strong.

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