11/16/2005

Quotes Of The Week.


"I gotta go, we've got Jamaicans coming to the room!"

"All I do is work. Then it's come home, shower, scanner (police), bed."

Dumb Ass: "I can't believe you're broke at 50!"
Waist High: "How many times do I have to tell you I'm not 50!"
Dunb Ass: "You look fifty."

"I get more ass than a toilet seat."

"You should put GHB in their food. With an eye dropper or something."

"I've got loogie breath."

Waist High: "Don't you think you're a little too old to be going to clubs?"
"Tri-Tip": I probably won't go. Shit, I'll probably just go back to the hotel, get a chicken salad, and watch Tritia Toyota."


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