6/28/2005

I Guess You've Got To Be Smarter Than What You Are Working With...


Waist High would like to give a hearty welcome to new FULL TIME READER Jed!

You see, Jed is a full time reader and didn't even know it. Let me explain...


JED is a DUMB M***** ****** that despises the content of Waist High, despises Waist High the person, dances on the fence about his sexuality through not only comments on this site but on the site of a friend of Waist High, gets hot under his bra straps about all the 1980s music references on a site that posts almost exclusively about 1980s music, and has referred to Waist High as a bisexual, a prostitute, a stripper, and a writer on par with a Ricki Lake writer.

Generally, he seems to have made a hobby out of commenting at Waist High.

But what he has not considered is that to be so active on my site, to come to the site sometimes SEVERAL TIMES A DAY means, that in Blogger parlance, he is a FULL TIME READER!

Welcome Jed!

Oh crap, I almost forgot. Feel free to e-mail Jed at (e-mail address removed by author).

He is smart, but not really. Let me explain...

The DUMB M***** ****** has been sending his never ending ignorant comments from the same IP address, location and city, as someone called "J" did. You see, "J" used to beg me to link him and his ridiculously BORING blog. Three times he begged in fact. "J" and Jed? Same DUMB M***** ****** Lives in/around Sylmar California. A place that I have always loved to call Slime-mar.

Here is what this DUMB M***** ****** thinks people would be interested at his ridiculous blog:

"Welcome blogpeople, to the blog bog of Kern County, a blog dedicated to undermining the very moral fabric of KERN COUNTY, the armpit of California, a big slice of polluted, dustbowl misery located in the southern end of the San Joaquin Valley."

SO JED, TAKE YOUR "MICROSOFT CERTS" AND YOUR FUCKED UP BLOG AND FUCK OFF. AND KEEP PRAYING FOR READERS. FOR NOW, MAY YOU CONTINUE TO ENJOY WAIST HIGH!

From dooce.com I will now quote: "If you feel that you must send me something hateful I reserve the right to publish your entire email and your email address on this site. This is a personal website, and while I understand that you may disagree with me on many topics, there is an obvious difference between disagreement and hate."

So that's Jed at (e-mail address removed by author).