Dirtball Quote Of The Week. Wait, No. Quote Of The Year.

Waist High: "So did you have a rough night last night? You sound tired."
Other Person: "I had some of the fellas over. You know."
Waist High: "Do you feel like crap?"
Other Person: "Kind of. Not too bad though."
Waist High: "Man, I can't do that anymore. I can't stand a hang over. You end up wasting the entire next day."
Other Person: "My entire day was not wasted. I did do a little cleaning. I picked up some beer cans..."
Waist High: "You know I am blogging that, right?"