My Parents Must Be So Proud.

Who: an 85+ year old man in a Chevrolet Lumina with PERMANENT DISABLED VETERANS PLATES.
What: flipped me the bone.
Where: an I-5 off ramp somewhere in Oregon.
Why: I flipped him the bone first because he decided to get into my lane for no apparent reason and had I not swerved into oncoming traffic he would have hit me.