"To Get You Through High School Without Getting Arrested Or Pregnant."

And so here we are. 5 days until Friday, Jun. 9, 2006. 5 days until My Lovely Teenaged Daughter graduates from high school. 5 days until the very, very, very, very low expectations for parental success will have been officially met by Waist High.

All mushy and congratulatory type stuff coming soon, as we will devote one week of posts to my "Miracle on 34th Street."

Photo: The Waist High Collection