Cast Of Characters Update.

The Kern County Drunkard:
No hide. No hair. Thank God.

Alive and well and now collecting child support from this writer.

My Lovely Teenaged Daughter:
Waist High: Driving for 21 years without an accident? Check.
Lovely Teenaged Daughter: First car accident at 17? Check.

Currently pissed at Waist High.

Waist High currently pissed at.

The Stranger:
Number one: I did not throw him "under the bus" like he claims.
Number two: He needs to stop using my saying.
Number three: I can not talk about my love life on the internet anymore cause it's bad so good night.