It's Such A Pity To Say "Goodbye To You!"

Bake Town's got "Cars on the Streets of Bakersfield," for just today Waist High has "Monsters on the Streets of Bakersfield."

The scene was described to Waist High as such:
Who: The Kern County Drunkard
When: Saturday afternoon
Where: Home Depot on Sillect Avenue in Bakersfield
What: "Wearing hooker shoes," and "all dolled up."

It is with great sorrow that Waist High will now bring to a close an entire week of only drunkenness related posts in honor of Waist High Special Correspondent Tri-Tip's freedom from a decade long imprisonment, I mean relationship with, The Kern County Drunkard (see sidebar). Additionally, Waist High will now permanently retire her "Kern County Drunkard Watch."

Attention Kern County Drunkard: If you tell me you are going to kill me in December 2003, I will start a website and write horrible things about you for more than one year. I will even talk about "that fishy smell" I encountered while using the bathroom after you one hot summer Bakersfield night.

Cheers. And Happy Retirement.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Frank Sinatra

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