The above entitled individual, whom I gave birth to 16 years 3 months ago, ran up a $1,000 cell phone bill last month. Bless her heart, her father loves her so much he got her a cell phone last year. Bless his heart, he pays the bill and I don't get involved.
Word on the street is that the father who loves his daughter so much that he went ahead and paid the $1,000 bill is not feeling all that Merry this Christmas, and the child will more than likely be getting socks.
Last night while driving in the Ford Taurus I told the above entitled individual that I felt bad that her father works so hard for his money and that she is constantly draining his bank account.
The child's only comment: "Drained."
