If for all intents and purposes YOU introduced me to The Smiths sophomore year in high school because you used to bring your 12" Smiths records to class, AND last night YOU called me from the Morrissey show at The Universal Amphitheatre so that I could hear him sing "How Soon Is Now":
1. It was hard to hear him singing over you
2. Why in the Hell was that the first song of the show?
3. That was awesome. And I didn't tell you that because you had had 17 beers
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