What is wrong with this picture? That's the individual I gave birth to DRIVING MY CAR! 

The Lovely Teenaged Daughter did not pass her driving test the first try and had to wait 28 days to retake it. That 28 day period is nearing it's conclusion and so it's back to the DMV. Please pray. For the safety of other drivers on Portland's roads. 

Photo of 1/4 of my former spouse's head: used without permission