Oregon. We Don't Speak Your Language California.

Say hello to the central Oregon coast town of Florence, recently "rated the top retirement spot in America." (koin.com) According to USA Today: "This year's study reflects a continuing shift from Florida as a retirement mecca to the Pacific Northwest, the Rocky Mountains and the Southwest."

Waist High useless fact of the day: Heceta Head lighthouse is one of the most photographed lighthouses in the United States.