That Frozen Concoction That Helps Me Hang On.

Greatest story of two guys who obviously left Amestoy's in Bakersfield in two separate cars, got lost, and ended up in Portland:

(katu.com) PORTLAND, ORE. - Hot heads prevailed during rush hour traffic Monday night when two drivers ended up in a brawl right in the middle of Interstate-5. Portland police say the two drivers are lucky they did not end up getting themselves killed by deciding to fight in the middle of I-5.

Greatest article title that refers to the recently launched 2 year pilot programs selling booze in Oregon grocery stores: "Pick Up Some Toilet Paper And Some Tequila." (koin.com)