Nobody Does It Better.

Mary Kay Letourneau, released from a Washington State prison on Wednesday, is a little more dear to the hearts of Pacific Northwesterners.

Nobody says it like
Tim Riley: "It's Official! Mary Kay Letourneau has filled out an application to become a level 2 sex offender and has been enthusiastically accepted for the opening. That means she could strike again without notice. Strike me again! cries Vili Fualaau, who's filed a motion to lift a no-contact order that bars Letourneau from seeing him. Vili is unemployed at the moment and is studying for his GED, hoping someday to land one of those coveted jobs at Orange Julius or Hot Dog On A Stick."