7/06/2004

Dear Lord Deliver Me. I Did Not Sign Up For This.


I really never thought I would have to hear the following story from someone I gave birth to: WHILE I WAS AT WORK my AP honors student daughter has a friend over who just so happens to be a boy and who she just so happens to have known since the second grade. When he arrives she goes into her room to charge her cell phone and when she does he sits down on the couch. Not 30 seconds later she comes back out and he has taken his shirt off and is sitting on the couch. He tells her he only put "deodorant under one arm" and was hot and sweaty so he needed to take off his shirt.

The quote that may or may not top that is when my daughter's father found out about this and said, "Tell him I've got two acres behind my office and a shovel!"