Dammit I Wish Oregon Was A Community Property State.

For the viewing pleasure of my regular readers (yes I've got regular readers), I present to you the former Mr. and Mrs. Waist High on the day of their business arrangement, er...I mean marriage. Last week, just over 11 years after this picture was taken, these two individuals had a conversation in which he revealed to her that they might still be married had she just attended to her only job and that was to "keep me happy."

Light a candle, say a prayer, have a stiff drink, for in 7 weeks they will have a daughter with a drivers license.