Are You Ready For A New Sensation? No!

As I sat on my back porch last night I had the displeasure of watching my 16 year old daughter and cheesy dude make out. It was the most nauseating thing. EVER. A nausea I had never experienced before because I have never witnessed someone I gave birth to MAKE OUT!

I guess I wasn't all that upset because I was calling everyone I could think of while it was happening.