Kern County Drunkard Watch.

Waist High will have a brand new feature that I shall call The "KERN COUNTY DRUNKARD WATCH." I have pinched the "WATCH" idea from Rick Emerson (now heard on MAX 910 am), who originated such gems as the "Hick Watch," the "Religious Nutcase Watch," and the "Penis Watch."

I will keep my readers updated weekly on the comings and goings of our favorite alkie, The Kern County Drunkard.