Kern County Drunkard Watch.

The Kern County Drunkard gave up her ticket to see Morrissey last night at The Wiltern Theatre because there was "going to be too much drinking" there, and as you know, she has quit drinking.

My male friend (who now lives with TKCD) wanted me to fly down to Los Angeles last night to accompany him to the show, using her ticket. I respectfully declined.

This is for TKCD:
Beefeater, Cutty Sark, Chivas Regal, Riunite's so nice, Crown Royal, Milk, Hennessy, Canadian Mist, Seagram's VO.