All My Ex's Don't Live In Texas. They Live Just Down The Road.

If I used to be married to you and we had the following conversation on Aug. 1, 1994 while attempting to divide our vast assets (actually just a stereo system) upon divorcing:

J: "That's community property!"
C: "There is no community property law in Oregon!"
J: "Good, then I'll keep it all and you can kiss my ass!"

then you are the winner of Waist High's "Quote of the Week" for saying to me last night while referring to a small situation that arose this week: "I tried to keep this from becoming a bigger circle jerk than it already was!"

It was damn funny and very well timed. Good job! Here is my present to you.
Squad 51 sounds. Because I care.